POLONIA
CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCEQUER

People like to be led. The higher the goosestep the better. My service to society isn't always popular but saving the plebs from thinking is.

The last king pulled me into public office. He saw my potential. Case in point - a viscous brutal bastard and the proles worshipped him. At least I had control of the court when he was around. Hamlet never stepped out of line then.

I've a few little plans for the brat, marrying my sister will help my politcal career no end. She's the brains of a turnip, but if I keep him dangling long enough he'll do anything I, unseen, say.

Here's to the happy couple! Welcome to my parlour dear sweet Hamlet.

He'll regret turning me down then.