OPHELIA
A RABBIT CAUGHT IN THE HEADLIGHTS

It's because I'm a woman isn't it? People think that just because you're a woman you can't think. Well if I'm so thick then how come people always say how nice my room is. I picked all the colours. It was me. You can't be thick and do that sort of thing.

 

 

Hamlet knows I'm not thick. I wrote a whole piece of poetry once and he said it was the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen and he knows about these things. If only he wasn't so boring.

All my friends are dead jealous. They don't know how hard it is though, whenever we go out everyone wants to talk to him - not to me. People come up to him, people he doesn't even know and they start talking to him. People are so boring.

The only reason they don't talk to me is because I'm a woman and they think I'm thick. Pol said she'd set up a business for me and I could run it. I couldn't do that if I was thick could I?